... And to the news

Good evening viewers, Neil and Bob here to announce tonight's news.  In sports the Islanders won 3 to wha? the Islanders won?  F*ck this, on to weather.  Tonight the stars are out... and umm.... the moon too....  

<rolls eyes>

In other news, JamezHill finally got off his lazy ass and made a website!  Can you folks believe it?  From working 70 hours a week, and now a full time student and full time employee.  Amazing.  Simply Amazing.

I would just like to thank all the little people who helped make this page possible.

09/20/00

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